Paul Pelosi, the husband of Nancy Pelosi, was hospitalized after being attacked in his home (the House Speaker was not there) by a man reported to be a former Castro nudist and hemp jewelry maker named David Depape. That doesn’t sound very “MAGA” but the lib media will no doubt try and make the attacker into a Trump fan one way or another.
There’s something really weird about this Paul Pelosi attack story. Nothing is adding up. But one thing we do know is that the so-called “intruder” is some hippy-dippy dude from Berkeley who sells hemp bracelets and used to belong to a nudist colony. So, they’ll be really hard-pressed to blame this on a Trump supporter.
But we might never know the whole truth!
It appears we are not getting the real story, according to a conversation a mainstream media reporter had with his boss.
Reporter on a hot mic after San Francisco Police Press Conference regarding Paul Pelosi
On the phone with the boss:
“Hey so is this the dude that is a former nudist dude?”
“Yea okay, is it okay to say any of that stuff?”
“Nope?”
Video below:
It would be very interesting to find out more about this “stuff” the media are not reporting.
1-Cops weren’t called for a break-in but were there to check
2-PP and the guy were fighting for the hammer
3-Assault didn’t happen until cops got there
4-Guy found with his underwear
5-Called the attacker a friend on the police dispatch
6-And now this reporter asking if it’s okay to report something…
The dispatch official then said that Pelosi informed 911 that he did not know who the attacker was but gave his name and then explained that “he is a friend.”
Police audio of SFPD’s ‘welfare check’ call about Paul Pelosi says that he called “David” a “friend” who seemed “confused.”
Audio below:
That’s really strange!
Now, he’s saying the guy is a friend but then he’s also saying he didn’t know who he was?
The mainstream media will not report anything and the rest of us will be fact-checked for reporting the truth!
Source: defiantamerica.com
¶As everyone knows us old farts aren’t exactly hard-charging sexual studs. In China, old men used to be given young pubescent women to orally service as the taste and scent of a woman are still a pleasure, no matter how old you get. The just pubescent woman/child was no physical threat to the old men and the old men were no threat to the girl’s hymen.
¶Let me interject that the precious hymen preference is ludicrous as every stud knows it is just a bother to be disposed of as quickly as possible so the woman can begin enjoying sex. Only middle-aged creeps buying wives would be concerned with such bullshit.
¶The only time virginity might be preferred is if the young lady is marrying a young man of similar age and in that case I believe both partners should be virgins and they should both know it on their wedding night. Illustrations and tutelage by their respective parent would make the wedding night very special and the inevitable clumsiness of first time sex between two new partners would not embarrass either. Performance stress can be very intimidating to a young man or woman. I believe the best time for this is of course the June after graduation from High School.
¶This leaves the young woman a period of over four years to push out her babies and since the colleges are all required to accommodate pregnancies now the children would be least interfering with the woman’s professional career, if any. You know it is still true that some women prefer raising their children to a career. If the husband’s career is sufficiently lucrative it allows her to actually teach the children at home and avoid the modern brain-washing centers so comically called schools.
Finally getting back to P. P. I would like to say that according to the police report of the 911, PP was calling from the bathroom (?) where his phone was charging. PP referred to Depappy as “David”, therefore P.P. knew David personally. The assault itself was not a put up Juicy Smullett pretend thing as P.P. actually suffered a skull fracture or so we’ve been told. The weapon was a hammer and as someone, I can’t remember who, pointed out, the window was broken from the inside not the outside since all the broken glass was on the ground outside.
¶So now we have the elements for my little deductive reconstruction of the scene. Knowing an old fart’s lack of sexual drive all too well and the complete decadence of Washingtonian denizens, David was there to have his cock sucked or perhaps service P.P. anally for pay. The payment was not sufficient for David to support his habit until the next call from P.P. and he became angry and in his drug-addled brain believed P.P. owed him more. Where the hammer came from is anybody’s guess but it could well have belonged to the household and was in the usual kitchen junk drawer where I myself keep one for hanging small pictures and other such chores.
¶Davey the Nut-Job grabbed the hammer, began waving it around and demanding more money, when P.P. probably responded that he didn’t keep much cash on hand and he had already turned over all he had, Davey the gigolo broke out a window to convince P.P. that he meant business and P.P. had better pay or else. Since he couldn’t because Davey didn’t have his card reader handy (pause for laughter) he attempted to grab the hammer away from his ‘lover’ and got pretty banged up in the process. Retreating to the bathroom where he had probably given himself an enema in preparation for pretty Davey’s arrival, hence the phone’s location when he called the cops. The rest is public record and media coverup.
¶God Bless Us All